| Hank Watches Television 94 : Best Hangover Cure |
[Jul. 10th, 2009|03:00 am] |
Originally published at Hank Watches Television 2.0. You can comment here or there.
Wow, what a bitch.
To those who hate puns, I offer my most insincere apologies.
To those who just plain don’t get it, try reading the strip aloud, and if that doesn’t work, you’ve probably never heard the phrase being punned and can therefore congratulate yourself on having lived a clean and healthy life. |
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| Hank Watches Television 92 : Irrational and Unpredictable 1 |
[Jul. 8th, 2009|03:00 am] |
Originally published at Hank Watches Television 2.0. You can comment here or there.
I’m sure someone will object to this.
I say these things because I am absolutely convinced that Asperger’s and the like are cogntitive disorders caused by developmental breaks, and that only by letting go of some of these key ideas can people improve.
It is always the means by which we cope that will become the crutch we must abandon. People come to these false conclusions for very understandable reasons. But they hold you back, not just from being able to predict others, but from the whole universe of social emotions and understanding.
So please think about what’s in here before you burn me at the stake.  |
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| Hank Watches Television 91 : I’m Not Racist |
[Jul. 7th, 2009|03:00 am] |
Originally published at Hank Watches Television 2.0. You can comment here or there.
That last fact courtesy Wikipedia’s “random article” button.
Try it at home, it’s a fun game! All you have to do is start off with “I’m not a racist, but… ” and then plug in the most bland, noncontroversial thing you can think of.
“I’m not a racist, but Reader’s Digest is published monthly. ”
Or you can plug in something that sounds like it’s going to be racist, but never actually goes anywhere, like this :
“I’m not racist, but Barack Obama is the President. ”
Or just random weirdness.
“I’m not racist, but purple teats make Rembrandt seem noncommittal. ”
See? Post-modern fun for the whole family! |
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| Writer's Block: Dog Day Afternoon |
[Jul. 3rd, 2009|07:38 pm] |
How the hell can these be the Dog Days of summer? It's only BEEN summer for two weeks!
Let me guess, they last till around late September some time?
That's called SUMMER, LJ.
My favorite thing to do when it's super hot out? Lapse into a coma. Barring that, go to a mall that is air conditioned and hide from the heat till the sun goes down. |
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| Hank Watches Television 86 : Debate Club |
[Jul. 2nd, 2009|03:00 am] |
Originally published at Hank Watches Television 2.0. You can comment here or there.
I get the feeling they never got to the second rule.
Or if they did, instead of “NOBODY TALKS ABOUT DEBATE CLUB”, it was something a lot more like “WE DON’T HAVE TO DEBATE EVERYTHING” or just “SHUT THE FUCK UP”. |
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| Hank Watches Television 84 : Ladder Day |
[Jun. 30th, 2009|03:00 am] |
Originally published at Hank Watches Television 2.0. You can comment here or there.
This strip is based on one of my infamous childhood mis-hears.
I honestly thought that there was some group that made commericials about lying and family and such called the Ladder Day Saints.
This is from the same period of my life when I thought there was a song on the radio called “Calling Octopus”. (I think it was the Carpenters version. ) |
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