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Hank Watches Television 95 : Groklar Live [Jul. 11th, 2009|03:00 am]
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I seem to have fallen in love with ol Groklar. Expect more from him!

If ever he was animated, I know exactly who would do the voice.

In my head, he sounds exactly like H. Jon Benjamin.

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Hank Watches Television 94 : Best Hangover Cure [Jul. 10th, 2009|03:00 am]
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Wow, what a bitch.

To those who hate puns, I offer my most insincere apologies.

To those who just plain don’t get it, try reading the strip aloud, and if that doesn’t work, you’ve probably never heard the phrase being punned and can therefore congratulate yourself on having lived a clean and healthy life.

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Hank Watches Television 93 : Mighty Groklar Commands It [Jul. 9th, 2009|03:00 am]
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Realistically speaking, these villains should eventually realize that the universe is against them and reach a kind of peace with that.

Obviously, Groklar has reached this stage in his development as a villain.

The previous stage was bargaining.

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Hank Watches Television 92 : Irrational and Unpredictable 1 [Jul. 8th, 2009|03:00 am]
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I’m sure someone will object to this.

I say these things because I am absolutely convinced that Asperger’s and the like are cogntitive disorders caused by developmental breaks, and that only by letting go of some of these key ideas can people improve.

It is always the means by which we cope that will become the crutch we must abandon. People come to these false conclusions for very understandable reasons. But they hold you back, not just from being able to predict others, but from the whole universe of social emotions and understanding.

So please think about what’s in here before you burn me at the stake. :P

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Hank Watches Television 91 : I’m Not Racist [Jul. 7th, 2009|03:00 am]
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That last fact courtesy Wikipedia’s “random article” button.

Try it at home, it’s a fun game! All you have to do is start off with “I’m not a racist, but… ” and then plug in the most bland, noncontroversial thing you can think of.

“I’m not a racist, but Reader’s Digest is published monthly. ”

Or you can plug in something that sounds like it’s going to be racist, but never actually goes anywhere, like this :

“I’m not racist, but Barack Obama is the President. ”

Or just random weirdness.

“I’m not racist, but purple teats make Rembrandt seem noncommittal. ”

See? Post-modern fun for the whole family!

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Hank Watches Television 90 : Unclear On The Concept [Jul. 6th, 2009|03:00 am]
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Mister Wilson should not try things after reading one mention of them in MacClean’s.

Still, he’s not hurting anyone, and it makes him feel modern.

He still misses his old Victrola.

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Hank Watches Television 89 : Cutting the Cord [Jul. 5th, 2009|03:00 am]
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Tell me, when reading this, did you hear the mother’s dialogue in a Jewish accent? :P

Don’t worry, you’re not racist, I sort of wrote it like that.

Kids…. so ungrateful, oy!

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Writer's Block: Dog Day Afternoon [Jul. 3rd, 2009|07:38 pm]
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The Dog Days of summer, the hottest days of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, start today. What's your favorite thing to do in hot weather?


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How the hell can these be the Dog Days of summer? It's only BEEN summer for two weeks!

Let me guess, they last till around late September some time?

That's called SUMMER, LJ.

My favorite thing to do when it's super hot out? Lapse into a coma. Barring that, go to a mall that is air conditioned and hide from the heat till the sun goes down.
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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-03 [Jul. 3rd, 2009|03:19 am]
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  • LOL RT @InsultComicDog : If Ben Stein became a GOP Senator and co-authored a bill with Al Franken, would it be the “Franken-Stein Act”? #
  • Everybody dreams of only doing what they feel like doing. It’s a return to childhood, but with money. Hence, lottery. #

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Hank Watches Television 87 : Who’s In Charge [Jul. 3rd, 2009|03:00 am]
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It’s true. Nobody is truly in charge.

Civilization is an emergent propertly of the interactions of billions of humans, not the product of the plan, will, or control of any individual or group.

Sorry, not a funny one today.

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-02 [Jul. 2nd, 2009|03:19 am]
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  • Is it possible to have delusions of insanity? #
  • RT : @silverminkI : wonder - are all sexually-active Denver residents members of the Mile High Club? #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-02 [Jul. 2nd, 2009|03:19 am]
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  • Is it possible to have delusions of insanity? #
  • RT : @silverminkI : wonder - are all sexually-active Denver residents members of the Mile High Club? #

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Hank Watches Television 86 : Debate Club [Jul. 2nd, 2009|03:00 am]
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I get the feeling they never got to the second rule.

Or if they did, instead of “NOBODY TALKS ABOUT DEBATE CLUB”, it was something a lot more like “WE DON’T HAVE TO DEBATE EVERYTHING” or just “SHUT THE FUCK UP”.

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Hank Watches Television 85 : Alternate Karaoke Night [Jul. 1st, 2009|09:33 am]
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Hank Watches Television 84 : Ladder Day [Jun. 30th, 2009|03:00 am]
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This strip is based on one of my infamous childhood mis-hears.

I honestly thought that there was some group that made commericials about lying and family and such called the Ladder Day Saints.

This is from the same period of my life when I thought there was a song on the radio called “Calling Octopus”. (I think it was the Carpenters version. )

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Hank Watches Television 83 : Explodey the Clown [Jun. 29th, 2009|03:00 am]
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Such a dynamic performer!

Clowns are creepy.

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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2009|01:03 am]
  • 02:16 Hey! New post called: Hank Watches Television 82 : Fun With Words bit.ly/u2aAh #
  • 07:30 @JadeMobeus : I like the idea of a "magic taster". Could get quite awkward and gross. :P #
  • 07:33 @kdelany : That anthro margay sketch is quite good! She seems sweet. :) #
  • 07:35 @michaeljnelson : Everyone knows monkey obesity standards are influenced by the fashions they see on TV, and hardly scientifically valid. #
  • 11:38 @OleHippie : Aren't you always naked? #
  • 16:50 @silvermink : Re : Inukshuk cookies... that kind of tackiness is only going to increase on the way to the Olympics. #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-28 [Jun. 28th, 2009|03:19 am]
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  • Just watched “Mamma Mia”. So… I’m an ABBA fan now. And I’m…. okay with that. Really. I am. #
  • I think I may have outgrown logic and reasonableness. They’re just not big enough for me any more. #
  • Who’s this Ola Moore chick and why is Erasure singing about her? http://bit.ly/UBXmC #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-28 [Jun. 28th, 2009|03:19 am]
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  • Just watched “Mamma Mia”. So… I’m an ABBA fan now. And I’m…. okay with that. Really. I am. #
  • I think I may have outgrown logic and reasonableness. They’re just not big enough for me any more. #
  • Who’s this Ola Moore chick and why is Erasure singing about her? http://bit.ly/UBXmC #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-28 [Jun. 28th, 2009|03:19 am]
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  • Just watched “Mamma Mia”. So… I’m an ABBA fan now. And I’m…. okay with that. Really. I am. #
  • I think I may have outgrown logic and reasonableness. They’re just not big enough for me any more. #
  • Who’s this Ola Moore chick and why is Erasure singing about her? http://bit.ly/UBXmC #

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